Let them wear Old Navy!
October 9th, 2006In response to North Korea’s announcement about a successful nuclear test, U.N. ambassador John Bolton revealed his not-so-fabulous side by demanding a tightening of sanctions. Specifically, he proposed banning the export of luxury goods to the grossly impoverished nation of starving children. Brilliant! This will motivate the people of North Korea to throw off their shackles, exercise their right of assembly, reclaim the press, overthrow the tyranny and it’ll be Prada handbags for everyone!
